Chris Seaver Movies

  • 2006
    Twas the Funk Before Christmas

    Twas the Funk Before Christmas

    Twas the Funk Before Christmas

    02006HD

    Teenape and Bubbles partner up with a busty elf to help find the kidnapped Santa Claus, and the turgid and squishy misadventures they get in along...

    Twas the Funk Before Christmas
  • 2011
    Death O' Lantern 2

    Death O' Lantern 2

    Death O' Lantern 2

    02011HD

    Stingy Jack returns 27 years after the events of the first film to finish off the teens who escaped his wrath.

    Death O' Lantern 2
  • 2014
    Phantom of the Grindhouse

    Phantom of the Grindhouse

    Phantom of the Grindhouse

    72014HD

    When the Sleepy Hollow Heights Horror Club learns their local grindhouse will be shut down, they plan a 24-hour horror-movie-marathon as a last-ditch...

    Phantom of the Grindhouse
  • 2004
    Heather and Puggly Drop a Deuce

    Heather and Puggly Drop a Deuce

    Heather and Puggly Drop a Deuce

    62004HD

    Heather and Puggly are back in this rip roaring tale of mystery, blood, sex and intergalactic mayhem! This time around Puggly is seduced by a vixen...

    Heather and Puggly Drop a Deuce
  • 2014
    Evil Night

    Evil Night

    Evil Night

    22014HD

    Based on the classic 1992 horror film by Director Todd Jason Cook, this REMAKE adds a more over the top comedy, gore, one-liners and BOOBS! Jimmy...

    Evil Night
  • 2002
    12 Inches of Dangling Fury

    12 Inches of Dangling Fury

    12 Inches of Dangling Fury

    02002HD

    Jesus Christ, Hugh Jackman, Heather and Puggly and demon hunter Aiko are all roommates when a mysterious killer strikes. Who could be behind this...

    12 Inches of Dangling Fury
  • 2004
    Blood Trim: The Bleeding

    Blood Trim: The Bleeding

    Blood Trim: The Bleeding

    02004HD

    Blood Trim is a short flick about the evil Desmond St. Croix and his bloodthirsty taste for the sweet tangy solitude of period blood. Yes that's...

    Blood Trim: The Bleeding
  • 2011
    Deathbone, Third Blood Part VII: The Blood of Deathbone

    Deathbone, Third Blood Part VII: The Blood of Deathbone

    Deathbone, Third Blood Part VII: The Blood of Deathbone

    02011HD

    When an elvin village is taken over by the goblin warlord Vondruke, and one of their kinswoman Marge is taken captive, a young elf girl named...

    Deathbone, Third Blood Part VII: The Blood of Deathbone
  • 2002
    Quest for the Egg Salad

    Quest for the Egg Salad

    Quest for the Egg Salad

    3.52002HD

    Even the Fugliest person can change the course of History.

    Quest for the Egg Salad
  • 2006
    The House On Bonejack Hill

    The House On Bonejack Hill

    The House On Bonejack Hill

    02006HD

    High-schooler Steffon learns his late grandfather has bequeathed his stately manor to him, to keep or to sell. The lucky teen gathers his friends and...

    The House On Bonejack Hill
  • 2014
    A Stoinkmare Before Christmas

    A Stoinkmare Before Christmas

    A Stoinkmare Before Christmas

    02014HD

    Lance and Skippy are having a rough go at X-mas this year and feel like they need to lift their spirits. They decide to create a sexy elf chic who...

    A Stoinkmare Before Christmas
  • 2005
    Ghoulish Chronicles From Bonejack High

    Ghoulish Chronicles From Bonejack High

    Ghoulish Chronicles From Bonejack High

    02005HD

    Ghoulish Chronicles from Bonejack High: Killer Kellerman Strikes Again ...tells the true-life adventures of Steffon, Mowgli, and Jill, three buds for...

    Ghoulish Chronicles From Bonejack High
  • 1970
    The Meter Man

    The Meter Man

    The Meter Man

    01970HD

    The Meter Man tells the tale of a simple British Meter Reader who happens upon the house of an old crone. When he enters the home to ask where her...

    The Meter Man
  • 2019
    Death O Lantern: The Remake

    Death O Lantern: The Remake

    Death O Lantern: The Remake

    02019HD

    Stingy Jack is back and hungry for a new slice of human pie!

    Death O Lantern: The Remake
  • 2015
    Beyond McNasty: Filthy McNasty 4

    Beyond McNasty: Filthy McNasty 4

    Beyond McNasty: Filthy McNasty 4

    2.52015HD

    The kids at Bonejack High get more than they bargained for when sexually repressed teacher Prudence makes a deal with the devil, turning into an...

    Beyond McNasty: Filthy McNasty 4
  • 2014
    Sexsquatch 2: Teen Ape vs. Sexsquatch

    Sexsquatch 2: Teen Ape vs. Sexsquatch

    Sexsquatch 2: Teen Ape vs. Sexsquatch

    02014HD

    Years have passed since the sexual onslaught of "Stinkfist, The Sexsquatch", a horned up Big Foot like beast who killed and violated the nubile teens...

    Sexsquatch 2: Teen Ape vs. Sexsquatch
  • 2010
    Heather and Puggly's Christmas Special

    Heather and Puggly's Christmas Special

    Heather and Puggly's Christmas Special

    02010HD

    Heather and Puggly come back for a final fifth installment. This piece of lost media would have had one of Santa's Elves molest Puggly, and it's up...

    Heather and Puggly's Christmas Special
  • 1970
    Meter Man 2

    Meter Man 2

    Meter Man 2

    01970HD

    Three years later, the Meter Man finds a NEW home to take over and do it all over again.

    Meter Man 2
  • 2012
    An Evening with my Great Aunt Bedelia

    An Evening with my Great Aunt Bedelia

    An Evening with my Great Aunt Bedelia

    02012HD

    From the vault of Warlock Home Video comes a smorgasbord of death! When Edith Gerhauser receives a mysterious letter inviting her to the estate of...

    An Evening with my Great Aunt Bedelia
  • 1996
    From Almost Night Till Almost Day

    From Almost Night Till Almost Day

    From Almost Night Till Almost Day

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    From Almost Night Till Almost Day was Chris Seaver's attempt to make fun of all of Quentin Tarantino's films in ONE movie. But the biggest...

    From Almost Night Till Almost Day